Terms of Use

Acceptance — using the tool constitutes acceptance of these terms.

Nature of the Service — JobShrink is entertainment and informational only, not advice of any kind, and must never be interpreted as factual.

Sarcastic Mode is satire — parody, comedic exaggeration, AI-generated, and may produce inaccurate or absurd output by design.

No professional relationship — no attorney-client, advisor-client, recruiter-client, or other professional relationship is formed.

No warranty — the service is provided as is, with no warranty of accuracy, fitness, or non-infringement.

Limitation of liability — to the maximum extent permitted by law, operator liability is capped at $0 for this free service.

Indemnification — the user indemnifies the operator against claims arising from how the user uses or shares output.

Eligibility — users must be at least 18 years old.

Acceptable use — no sharing output as factual, no harassment or defamation, and no submission of unlawful personal information.

Governing law and venue — operator to customize before launch.

Changes to terms — the TERMS_VERSION constant tracks updates and users must re-acknowledge changes.

Contact — operator to add an email for legal notices.