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We roast corporate fog, decode vague requirements, and turn "other duties as assigned" into the warning label it always wanted to be. Every line stays tied to the posting text.

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Ready to diagnose corporate fog, vague duties, and whatever the posting brought in today.

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Login circus with snacks

Example posting

CRM chores, dashboards, request forms, AI pilots, vendor pings, training, and one calendar being asked to do crowd control.

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Calendar tornado starter kit

Example posting

Campaigns, analytics, events, shifting priorities, CRM chores, and a calendar quietly googling escape routes.

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One-chair department merger

Example posting

Brand strategy, design, SEO, social ad campaigns, onboarding, vendors, dashboards, and one chair making direct eye contact with HR.

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Job-description field guides

JobShrink has static guides on scope creep, catch-all duties, corporate-speak, tool lists, fast-paced language, AI wording, and the questions that turn a vague posting into something with edges.

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Example roasts

The examples page shows anonymized, static sample roasts with diagnosis lines, roast cards, translations, and practical questions. No upload required, no live AI call needed, no employer named.

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What this is not

Satire, not advice

JobShrink jokes about the wording of job descriptions. It does not evaluate your qualifications, judge an employer, provide professional advice, or turn a posting into a factual verdict.

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